me dying n seeing my life flash before my eyes: ….she’s just like…so dumb
Please be a traveler, not a tourist. Try new things, meet new people, and look beyond what’s right in front of you. Those are the keys to understanding this amazing world we live in.
Andrew Zimmern (via bl-ossomed)
no offense but why is being alive so consistently bad
if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away
me at the dentist
dentist: when was the last time you flossed?
me: bro u were THERE